yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

legalmeth:

rowrz:

lucid blog

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legalmeth:

rowrz:

lucid blog

☆ similar here ☆

creak:

(18+)

creak:

(18+)

im talking abt hot athletes w my friend and she thinks im talking abt guys but im not its weird

feathery-soul:

Rakotzbrücke in Kromlau, Saxony, Germany

feathery-soul:

Rakotzbrücke in Kromlau, Saxony, Germany

crowbones:

Drawing on doors in someone’s backyard under almost august fog

crowbones:

Drawing on doors in someone’s backyard under almost august fog

horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
- Blythe Baird, Theories about the Universe (via staininyourbrain)

models01:

Sofia Vergara by Terry Richardson 

aphsexual:

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians